Dr. Ice Cream

Dr. Ice Cream PhD is a medical doctor to sick and wounded ice creams. He resides in an unknown location, though he's in contact with the Offices of IB who occasionally seek his guidance on medical issues. He is always seen holding two ice cream cones, and only speaks in short outbursts that often have little or no relevance to what was asked of him. Despite saying only eight words throughout the film, Dr. Ice Cream has become a fan favourite character. He is played by Chuck Wilson.

Dialogue
The following comprises the entirety of Dr. Ice Cream's dialogue.

"DOCTOR ICE CREAM!"

"PhD IN ICE CREAM"

"guttural noise"

"YES!"

Deleted Dialogue
Supposedly, Dr. Ice Cream had additional dialogue that was deleted due to the crew forgetting it. The proposed dialogue went as follows:

Dr. Ice Cream: "Is it cold?"

Eel King: "Um, no?"

Dr. Ice Cream: "Is it made out of milk?"

Eel King: "No?"

Dr. Ice Cream: "THEN I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!"