Smokey The Bear (song)

Smokey The Bear is a song from the soundtrack to Bundeloafe II: The Return of Jaffar. The song is sung by Smokey The Bear and Gus, and serves the narrative purpose of explaining Gus's ability to survive dying three times due to his multiple penises.

Lyrics
Note: These lyrics are based on the subtitles provided in the film.

Come on, Gus.

Awaken for me, my son.

Everybody dies sometimes.

You see? Sing with me now.

My name is Smokey Bear.

Heed my words

For I am wise.

Have you noticed you're different

From all of the other

Little boys in school?

Four cocks are four chances at life

When you die you lose one

Then arise from the grave!

Thank you, my lord!

This magic spell

Will assist me in my "journey through space." or Will assist me in my "journey through space".

It hurt when I died

But now with three cocks left

I will make use of each one.

[Laughter]

That's true, Gus, but remember

NO MORE cocks and then you are NO MORE!

Now go finish your movie, save us all!

Wake up!