Elvis

Elvis Aaron Presley (born January 8, 1935) is an American musician who was abducted by aliens in the late-1970s. Ever since his abduction, he's been writing every song in the universe. This is in stark contrast to his pre-abduction life, where he mostly just took credit for musical styles pioneered by black and native American musicians. He is allowed to eat anything he wants during this time, with any food he draws magically appearing. His food options are limited, however, by his lack of artistic skill. In the early-1970s, he fathered Gus, although Gus's Mom kept this from her son. He is played by Adam Herbst.